A pig fell in luv with a chicken.Chicken kissed pig's hand. Nxt day, pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu..
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI ..:-P

Tum ne dekha
hai kbi Chand pr behta Pani..??
Mene dekha hai Ye Manzer apna moun dhote hue.:-)
<('.')> 0ooh ) ( MY God:-) / /

Ek dost apny friend say:
Yar suna hai tum apni bivi k sath bartan dhoty ho.?
Dost:
To kiya hua, Wo bhi to mere sath rotiyan pakati hy.

Girl 2 Sheikh:
Mujhe apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu gi
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k mene ring mangi thi usne nahi di.;-