A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.




The mechanic shouted across the Garage,"Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute.




" The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively,




"So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one.




So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? "




The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic :




What did he say ??? Guess ......> ...


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He said : "Try to do it when the engine is running".

Crazy Patients

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.

He found Patient 1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
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Patient 2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.

The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired of Patient 1 what Patient 2 was doing.

Patient 1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."

The doctor looks up and notices Patient 2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient 1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient 1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

Crazy Patients

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.

He found Patient 1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
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Patient 2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.

The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired of Patient 1 what Patient 2 was doing.

Patient 1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."

The doctor looks up and notices Patient 2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient 1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient 1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

Miss: Aaj Tum Late Kyun Aaye...? School 7 Baje Shuru Hota Hai Phir Dair Kyun Ki...? Kid: Miss Aap Meri etni Fikar Mat Kiya Karen Log Shak Karte Hain... :-)

2 ganthay cheni ke line mein khary rehna ke bad aik admi ghusa mein chiliaya "mein zardari ko abhi gahlian de ka ata hun "
kuch dair ke bad wo wapis a kar phir line mein lag gaya
kisi na pocha "ghalian de ae??"
admi na jawab dia ....
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uthy v line lage hoe ae.....:D